Walmart Supercenter

Can one smooth move raise an average bathroom to an excellent
bathroom? Whoever left the vase of live flowers on the sink for me
must have thought so. I appreciate, I do. It's a nice gesture. Without
the flowers, this would be an obvious 3/5. With the flowers, I'm just
not sure. I'm not sure about anything anymore. These flowers confused
me. Classy, but frightening, Walmart. I give you a 3/5 still, but I
will definitely look at you differently in the future.

Hamburg Inn No. 2

Watch your head! Go downstairs. Come on down, it's safe. Just watch
your head, ok? Low ceilings, the bathroom is right through there.
Feels really private down here though, right? Really away from
everything. Like you can do anything down here. Just be careful, low
clearence on this 3/5.

Oasis Falafel

I've been in many small bathrooms before, but this bathroom was so
small that I had to leave to actually take this picture. My experience
was a good one, but mostly because I was laughing at how comically
small this bathroom was. I've been in porta-johns that are roomy
compared to this. Everything else was perfectly average. If there were
such a thing as a small 3, I would rate it that. Miniturized 3/5.

Yacht Club

It's always nice to be around folks who sail for pleasure. Well, until
you go into the bathroom. Head through the blacklight maelstrom on a
bearing due North and you will find a port full of piss and posters.
Veteran hands know not to touch anything, if they can help it. The
smell of salt doesn't quite permeate the air, but I can fill the stink
getting in my beard. If you can hold fast, you might live to tell the
tale of your trip 'round this 2/5 bathroom.

The Grad Painting Building

Who is that sign for? Are the ladies peeing on the floor and the seat?
Is this a common problem in ladies' rooms? I had been lead to believe
this was an issue that men had. Perhaps the sign is for any men
considering urinating on the toilet of the opposition. I'm just not
sure. Wouldn't the whole point of each gender having their own toilet
make this sign unnecessary? This bathroom has what i call Le nature du mystere. Is that right? 3/5

Las Portales

My feet slide out from under me as I look at the fake brickwork on top
of the fake brickwork. That's two levels of fake brickwork. Why? And
why is the floor slippery? This bathroom has what I like to call la
natura de mysterio. Is that right? 3/5

Derek and Ashley's Apartment

Messy? If most bathrooms were half as "messy" as this, this blog would
be a glowing gusher of love for the places to go in Iowa City. I was
awash in yellow cuteness as soon as I entered. Candles were present
and lit, offering pleasent visual and olfactory stimulation. The
design was consistent and delightful and I don't think I've seen a
bathroom as clean anywhere. The humility of the owners in the face of
an obvious 5/5 experience floors me.