Yacht Club

It's always nice to be around folks who sail for pleasure. Well, until
you go into the bathroom. Head through the blacklight maelstrom on a
bearing due North and you will find a port full of piss and posters.
Veteran hands know not to touch anything, if they can help it. The
smell of salt doesn't quite permeate the air, but I can fill the stink
getting in my beard. If you can hold fast, you might live to tell the
tale of your trip 'round this 2/5 bathroom.

The Grad Painting Building

Who is that sign for? Are the ladies peeing on the floor and the seat?
Is this a common problem in ladies' rooms? I had been lead to believe
this was an issue that men had. Perhaps the sign is for any men
considering urinating on the toilet of the opposition. I'm just not
sure. Wouldn't the whole point of each gender having their own toilet
make this sign unnecessary? This bathroom has what i call Le nature du mystere. Is that right? 3/5

Las Portales

My feet slide out from under me as I look at the fake brickwork on top
of the fake brickwork. That's two levels of fake brickwork. Why? And
why is the floor slippery? This bathroom has what I like to call la
natura de mysterio. Is that right? 3/5